piano queer
While practicing the piano is fine, those who incessently bother those around them by expressing their desire to practice the piano are gigantic homofags. They have a tendency to piss everyone off and make others desire to rip out their hair and hang/lynch the piano queer.
So my buddy and I were walking down the street and my buddy says to me 8 times in a row, "DUDE I HAVE TO PRACTICE PIANO HOLY FUCK MOTHER FUCKING CUNT SHIT BITCH FUCK." I tell him, "Fuck off piano queer."