Pibbly Squinchy
The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants
"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"
"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"
"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"