ballcicle
When it is so cold your balls freeze like an Icicle.
It's so fucking cold out I'm getting ballcicles.
frozen ballcicle
when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.
man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle