piddly
Useless, inconsequential, or weak.
"Pfft, I doubt he can hurt me with that piddly little butter knife of his."
Piddly-ass
Something that is shitty, small, unimportant, lame, or dull
I hate government websites, they make them as least productive as possible so you can waste a whole day on a piddly-ass task.
I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
I'm stuck in this piddly-ass town.
Piddly Winks
Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.
Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"
Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"
Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"
piddly dink
When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.
Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!
piddly round
Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet
"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"
piddly shit
something stupid, not a big deal
she made a big deal that it was raining out so I said piddly shit its just drizzling out!!
Piddly Snakes
Very skinny, long pieces of poo.
"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!