Piephobia
The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.
What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?
No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.
No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.