Pierceland
Pierceland is a small village in north west Saskatchewan. It is 20 minutes away from Cold Lake, Alberta, an equally grubby city. If you like easy girls and assholes, you will love Pierceland. The guys have small dicks and try to compensate by driving big pickup trucks. They act like assholes so people won't suspect that in all actuality they are actually raging pussies. They can only think with their dicks because their too tight wranglers cut off the circulation of blood to their brains. Activities frequented by the locals include hunting, fishing, quadding, hockey, ski dooing, and binge drinking.
Person 1: I was with some guy last night and he had the tiniest dick I have ever seen!!
Person 2: Wow, he must have been from Pierceland!
Person 2: Wow, he must have been from Pierceland!
Pierceland Rim Shitter
A sexual position originating in Pierceland, Saskatchewan. This remixed take on the classic rim job involved the act of delivering oral pleasure to ones anus, while the reciever proceeds to deficate all over and around the deliverymans face and mouth.
Person 1- hey man, hows your girlfriend's shit taste?
Person 2- delicious. It had to be the best Pierceland Rim Shitter ever.
Person 2- delicious. It had to be the best Pierceland Rim Shitter ever.
Pierceland Poop Canoe
A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’