Piercing Tiger
A sexual position in which the lady kneels on all fours and receives the privilege from her gentleman friend in a style reminiscent of Attenborough's "Trials of Life" documentaries.
As Magdalena leaned forward to collect her buckets of milk, Zebediah's view of her peachy posterior caused him not unwelcome feelings of lust and he gleefully engaged her in the piercing tiger for several minutes before the inevitable feelings of worthlessness, emptiness and nihilistic self-loathing set in and caused him to suffer a loss of tumescence.