Pie wrappering
Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving
Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.
Pie Wrapper
This is the lingerie for the lower region of women's anatomy. The need for this word arose when too many women scheived from the word panties. A sexy word for lower lingerie is needed. This may just be a place holder.
My girlfriend told me never to use the word panties, like ever. I was miffed because what she wears is not a g string or boy briefs. What she wears are definitely pie wrappers.