pigeontech
Trying to talk technical when you have the technical ability of a plank of wood. A bit like Pigeon English but anything technical in any language.
Someone is talking to the PCFella from the IT support desk and doesn't want to sound like a total newbie to computers so starts talking PigeonTech.
"I hit the Windows Office Button because all my stuff is neatly organised in their and thats what I do at home when I want to check my ebay."
"I hit the Windows Office Button because all my stuff is neatly organised in their and thats what I do at home when I want to check my ebay."