pigmaster
a freind of mine who usually goes by the name razza. but he has a strange if not disturbing obssession with being the master of pigs, this obviously is a very strange habit and if you ever see the nerdy little fargot on enemy territory smash his punk-assed little special ops face into the ground for he is in fact not a master of the pigs..... but an arsemaster
"pigmaster seven, oh seven, seven seven"