Pilafed
A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
Pilaffing
Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
Pilaf
to laugh so hard pee comes out...
That pilaf ruined another chair!
rice pilaf
asian stripper
would love to have some of that rice pilaf
Rice Pilaf Boy
A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf
Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy
pilaffed
Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.
"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."
Pilaf
The cutest dog in the world he loves to fuck pillows all day
Pilaf is cute