pimperronius

adj, (pim-per-own-e-us): 1.) typically a false or misleading statement related to the ho-ing potential or pimpability of a Mack Daddy & crew. Often relates to the size of hat worn. 2.) A pimpitudal amount of spicy meat topping on a pizza. Fr. Latin pimporrus meaning a ho orifice the size of the mouth of the Nile as originally proposed by Latin Pimp Leroyus III, which was subsequently proved false after years of measurement attempts.