pimped to the post
The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.
I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.
pimp post
The fold-down center arm rest found in just about any 1960-1970 luxury automobile.
"Hey baby, flip up that pimp post, slide on down the seat, climb up to my bumper and lemme smack dat monkey!"