ball jar
It's where your wife keeps your balls once you get married.
My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.
Balls in a Jar
to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.
Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.