Ball Kiss
When you and a male friend (no eye contact no homo remember boys) gently shmush testes as a sign of affection.Common greeting for Japanese and north Korean business men (occasionally found in parts of Canada).
Person 1:"You know Dave when I first met you I wasn't too sure if you were a ball kiss kinda guy or a handshake person."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
Person 2:"Yeah i'm very fond of the smushing of the testes you know next time just pull my trousers down for me even."
dirty ball kiss
It's when you are in a public toxic waste i mean bathroom and your balls touch the water
DAMMIT I just got a dirty ball kiss .
Sorry dude I just got out clean.
Sorry dude I just got out clean.
Water Ball Kiss
A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss
"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."