Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum
An anus that is still fresh and youthful, vibrantly pink and "unused". There is an absence of veins and hair or feces for that matter. These anuses often resemble recently chewed pink bubble gum that still has its buoyancy and elasticity, hence the name.
You know that dude Dedo from Human Resources? Man oh' man, I saw him bend over in a skirt without panties on. He had total-Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum. I bet you I could chew that shit up and blow bubbles.