Pink Umbrella
The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.
Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.
Pink Umbrella
A witty euphemism for vagina
Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out
Pink Umbrella
To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.
My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!
pink umbrella
The female clitoris.
I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"
sopping wet pink umbrella
A sopping wet vagina
She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.