pinocchial school
A privately-run place of learning where you're taught how to cope with being made of wood, avoid honest work and formal education, and not be overly honest (this last skill also requires dat you be a really good whittler so dat you can hastily trim your nose shorter as necessary, in order to conceal da visible signs of your deceitfulness).
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P