Pinoe

Pinoes are down to earth, extremely cute, pro, popular, and amazingly cheesy. They're attracted to the color yellow, milk chocolate, fish, food, penguins, polar bears, and turtles. They love jumping people from behind and most importantly, they are obsessed with pinching people's cheeks. So please stay alert ! They never gain weight, ever. No matter how much they eat, they will stay the same. All Pinoes weigh 90 pounds. They are very outgoing and not shy at all. People usually call them "Pikachu" because of how fast and sneaky they are. They LOVE staying up late and no matter what you do or say, they will never go to sleep early. They will make you feel like the luckiest girl alive and if you don't believe in fairy tales, you will once you meet a Pinoe.

1. A beast that cannot be beaten

2. A small Asian tennis player

3. Gets all the ladies

Pinoes are very rare to find, but if found, are considered to be a type of luck charm. Although they are classified as nice guys, they're not very good at expressing feelings, thus making other people feel either uncomfortable or down. Playful but down to earth, Pinoes have many friends but very few close friends. As in relationships, they seem to believe that being single is the best thing to do, but usually end up being in a relationship with a best friend.

another secret name for porn so as not to alert anyone of your dirty secret

The sexual act of giving three quick pumps from behind followed by a splash of man juice on the back. Falling asleep promptly and soundly afterwards is also a must.

An acronym for "President In Name Only." This is an explicit reference to President George W. Bush given the controversial nature of the means by which he gained office in 2000 through a Supreme Court decision cutting off the recount in Florida and also the popular belief that Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Karl Rove are the ones really making all the presidential decisions.

a common name for an italian degenerate gambler.

you will usually find a Pino at Mac's milk playing proline, and on the internet betting on off shore horse races.