Piper Style
To ugly to fuck? To fat to fuck? Just dont want to put forth the effort? Hit it Piper Style. Very loudly ejaculate into your hand and throw it on the person of question. You get your nut off and they still get the attention.
*chick* oh baby lemme get that...
*you* Aight then, suppose you can get it piper style...
*you* Aight then, suppose you can get it piper style...