Piping bags
Breasts that resemble two used piping bags. Empty wrinkled tits with the nipple dangling at the bottom representing the nozzle of the piping bag where the icing comes out. Typically breasts with no side profile except for the bulge at the bottom where the overly sacked nipple resides
Jane: How's things going with your new fella?
Toni: It's going good. Showed him my piping bags for the first time last week and he wasn't put off by them.
Jane: Yeah I think some guys are really into empty tits
Toni: Jeez thanks
Toni: It's going good. Showed him my piping bags for the first time last week and he wasn't put off by them.
Jane: Yeah I think some guys are really into empty tits
Toni: Jeez thanks
Piping bag
A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting
Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!
piping bag
When a female pokes a hole in a condom and the male counterpart squeezes the remnants onto her cakes
Dude I’m so ready to use my piping bag on your little sister
Polish piping bag
Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.
Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake
Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking
Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!
Bag-piping
Where the man puts his penis in a girls armpit, whereupon she proceeds to lift her arm up and down, like she is playing the bagpipes. This act is known as Bag-piping.
"We had a nudy ceildhi last night and had a good ole time Bag-piping"
bag pipe
Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.
Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.