pirate bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"