Pirate Game

This is a game played when there are large amounts of beer and rum aka: "Pirate Juice". The players aka: "Pirates", drink in a room where there is a large bed. aka: " USS Marie Antoinette".
Pirate Language should be used when sober enough. Once the Pirate Juice has been consumed, the Pirates much go on missions to scew with people or tackle large inflatable santas. In the morning the Pirates must overtake a resturant such as a Waffle House or Quaker Steak.

Pirate game is a sex game, but only the male individual plays (assuming we are speaking about a straight couple). The game goes like this: The gentleman cums in his partners eye and when she gets up to wash her eyes, the boy kicks her ankle. It is clear why the game got its name.