Pirate Punch
A punch aimed directly into someones eye with the aim of blinding them or knocking their eye out. Therefore leading them to wear an eyepatch or a glass eye - very piratey.
I gave a lethal Pirate Punch to Robbie, knocking him off the fort yesterday, he landed on a sharp stick which penetrated his entire body so i don't think his blindness of one eye mattered.
pirate's punch
n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.
Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!