Pirates Beard
When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
angry bearded pirate
The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
blood beard pirate
When a large bearded man gives oral sex to his girlfriend while she is on her period.
Dude have you shaved?
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.
-Nah man not in a few months.
Gonna give you girl the blood beard pirate, eh?
-Absolutely not.