Pirate Shirt
Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.
"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"
"you're gay."
"you're gay."