ballpointing
being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen
I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing
Ballpointing
When you really need to go poop.
I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing
Ballpointing
Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.
Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.
Ballpointing
ballpointing slang term meaning your penis gets hard when needing to urinate.
For example in the movie BULLET TRAIN:
Ladybug (Brad Pitts character) says to Maria (Sandra Bullocks character ) He says he needs to find a smart toilet. Maria: Can you hold it? Ladybug: “I’m ballpointing.”
Ladybug (Brad Pitts character) says to Maria (Sandra Bullocks character ) He says he needs to find a smart toilet. Maria: Can you hold it? Ladybug: “I’m ballpointing.”
ballpoint brown
When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.
Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.
Ballpoint Figure
An averaged sum, usually asked for by a complete tree stump when obtaining a fake lead.
"Yes ma'am, and what was the purchase price of the home?" "ummm" "Just a ballpoint figure ma'am."