Piss chimp
Someone who serves as a toilet slave. Can be applied to worthless people who deserve to be used as human toilets or toilet slaves.
He's such a piss chimp. Whenever I see his stupid face I just want to unload my piss on him.
Piss Chimp
Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.