Piss Cock
The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.
"Let me out of the car right now, I have to empty out my piss cock."
Piss Cock Balls
Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.
Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!
Billy: And I don't care!!
Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!
Billy: And I don't care!!
Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!
I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got
Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
I can only piss with the cock i've got
A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
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1) another way to describe my family
2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom
3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom
3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
do you really need an example for this?
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when you’re so angry
“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”