Pissing and Farting
1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.
Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.
Piss 'n fart
Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.
I just piss 'n farted!
Pissed as a fart
Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
pissed as a fart
being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably
Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!
piss fart
To waste time or to work outside one's field of expertise.
Child: "Where's Dad?"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"
Mother: "Oh he's piss farting about in the kitchen trying to cook dinner"
Pissed as a fart
probably a cardi B lyric
sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart
piss fart
The act of letting out some urine when letting a huge fart
"YO MAN i THiNK i JUSS PiSS FARTED!"
"ewww i dont needa kno that!"
"ewww i dont needa kno that!"