Pissochet
when you're pissing in a urinal and your aim is too high, and the piss ricochets on to your pants
dude 1: yo bro why'd you piss your pants?
dude2: bro I didn't piss my pants what are you (looks down)
both: pissochet
dude2: bro I didn't piss my pants what are you (looks down)
both: pissochet