piss off a nettle
When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.
Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.
bulldog licking piss off a nettle
A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.
Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle
A very unattractive woman.
'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'