Ballsack Mattress
A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.
That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.
Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.
Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.