piss the closet
a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!
imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!
piss closet
A bathroom
Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.