pissticide
The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.
1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.
2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.
2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.