piss turtle
Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
turtle-piss
1- the urine from a turtle
2- the last name of a douchebag, first name - Nick
2- the last name of a douchebag, first name - Nick
ex 1. that is some gross smelling turtle-piss
ex 2. nick turtle-piss is such a loser
ex 2. nick turtle-piss is such a loser
turtle piss
the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
Ninja Turtle Piss
Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...
Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants
Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants
What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH
Created at DePaul University
Created at DePaul University