pissues
Pissing issues. When you want or need to piss but just can't force yourself to do so.
I had to take a drug test, but I couldn't pee because having the nurse watching gave me some serious pissues.
pissues
Having problems with peeing
Dude, I'm having pissues. I might have a UTI.
pissue
When you piss on your toilet roll and give it to a friend to hold, squeeze into a nice tea or chew.
Prick 1 "lad, here's some pissue"
Prick 2 "tar lad"
Prick 1 "no worries lad all the best"
Prick 1 "lad, here's some pissue"
Prick 2 "tar lad"
Prick 1 "no worries lad all the best"
"Ey lad you won't even do pissue!"
"Bet you I fucking will you little cunt there ya go"
"Bet you I fucking will you little cunt there ya go"
Pissue
A large issue that is now a problem
Spilling my coffee on my computer is a pissue.
pissus maximus
when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.
man im just gonna take a pissus maximus
Jhaant Ke Pissu
Contempt word used amongst friends to deride something or someone as trivial or insignificant
When Phil joined Google he started treating his friends as jhaant ke pissus
choot ka pissu
fati choot me jo kida hota hai use choot ka pissu kehte hain. samjha choot ke pissu
vo dekho choot ka pissu elang kavi..