Pistachio Butt
A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!