pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

俚语	pistachio surprise
释义	pistachio nut surprise when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise) i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed. pistachio surprise When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
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