"Pitched a Tent"
1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
pitch a tent
To have an erection while lying down so that the sheets covering you pop up like a tent with a pole in the middle.
Peter: "Wanna go camping this weekend?"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"
Quagmire: "The only tent I'm gonna be pitching this weekend is...well you see where I'm going with this one...awwwwwww riiiight!"
pitching a tent
Erection
He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by
pitch the tent
when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)
Yo, everyone saw you pitch the tent up there!
pitching a tent
When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.
Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.
pitching a tent
The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.
Pitching a tent
The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.
1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.
2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."
2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."