Pitmunk
A mythical creature born of the forbidden love between a chipmunk and a pit bull. The legend started in the public housing projects of Dayton, Ohio. The pitmunk is the protector of all brave and worthy trap house soldiers and will only appear when called by a true OG. Because of its incredibly strong legs it attacks by leaping and biting its enemy in the crotch. Once the jaws of the pitmunk lock...your fun parts are damaged beyond repair.
Don’t make me call the pitmunk on your stupid ass.