Pittsburgh Turdtop

The act of bringing one's laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a shit.

This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.

For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.