Pittston
1) Town in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Primary languages are Heynabonics, Hipster and some English
2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania
3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast
4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player
5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania
3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast
4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player
5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go down to Pittston?
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
West Pittston
A small town south of Scranton and North of Wilkes-Barre, nestled down by the Susquehanna River. Home to the infamous "Smurls" poltergeist haunting. Also home to Playboys/Philanthropists, Luke Berti and Chris Tarullo.
Tom-"What town are we passing?"
Joe-"West Pittston."
Tom-"What the fuck is West Pittston?'
Joe-"West Pittston."
Tom-"What the fuck is West Pittston?'
pittston prowler
When a man hides in an outhouse to watch you take a growler.
The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.
Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.
Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
Gary said he loves to get his pittston prowler on when he's camping in New England.
pittston area
a school infested wholly with cackroaches and fourteen year old scene sluts. the lockers leak, and so do the kids brains from all the pot they smoke.
"lol a kid got busted today at pittston area for bringing his bong to school!"
pittston bypass
When you pick up a bitch, fuck her and leave her on the side of the Pittston bypass.
"That chick is barely a 5. I'd give her a Pittston bypass!