Pity Pick Up
Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them.
This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up.
pity pick
The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."