Pity Pie
A metaphorical pie (it can be real) given to someone for something pitiful. It is a condescending and harsh item that is generally given out by the slice.
The term has gained noted popularity, especially at http://www.pitypie.com
The term has gained noted popularity, especially at http://www.pitypie.com
"For staying in a Saturday night to read Twilight instead of partying with friends, I give Claudia 3 piece of Pity Pie."