Piydis

Piydis usually starts at a young age where the child is fed tasty pies on special occasions. Where this would normally be enough for a child, children with piydis become mentally and physically dependent on pie to survive. There have been numerous reports all over the world, concentrated mainly in the United States, where unique piydis symptoms have surfaced including piydis applis, piydis blueberris, and in some extreme cases piydis pecanis.
Symptoms include eating way too much pie, things that smell, look, or taste like pie but are not pie, and anything that has the word pie in it. this includes 3.14.
There is NO cure for Piydis.