pizzaffle
Using leftover pizza toppings from the fridge on top of frozen waffles; this phenomenon happens when you forget to go grocery shopping/can't afford to go grocery shopping; if you have name-branded frozen waffles, you can call them Pizzeggo Pizzaffles
"Dude, all I have are these frozen waffles and pizza toppings..."
"When life gives you waffles and pizza toppings, don't get down, make pizzaffles."
"When life gives you waffles and pizza toppings, don't get down, make pizzaffles."