pizza jesus
the pizza Messiah that drapes his cock over your pizza and turns it into the best pizza you have ever taste
pizza jesus came by and i was like whoa what the fuck get your cock out of my pizza
he left
I ate it cause im not picky
he left
I ate it cause im not picky
free pizza jesus
When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.
Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!
Jesus Pizza
The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.
Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker
That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza
That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza
jesus pizza
Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.
Dude, lets go to Twice the deal to get some jesus pizza.