Pizza

The most amazing Italian food ever in history

A revelation, a manifestation of the most delicous combo in the world cheese, sauce and bread. What more could you need

A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.

Comes in a box, made as a circle, but cut into triangles?!?! illuminati?

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? How do you even live with yourself if you don’t know what a pizza is?????

Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love

Hands down the best tasting, most versatile and convenient food in the world.

Pizza.. might aswell be my religion