Pizzassinate
1. To assassinate someone with a pizza.
2. To hit someone in the face with a pizza stealthily or from behind.
2. To hit someone in the face with a pizza stealthily or from behind.
1. After the president was pizzassinated, his body lay on the floor covered in margarita and tomato.
2. After Dan pizzassinated Ed, he was left humiliated yet unsuspecting of Dan.
Pizzassinate
1. A pre-arranged murder of someone with a pizza.
2. To stealthily shove a pizza into someone's face, so as to humiliate them and not risk being caught.
2. To stealthily shove a pizza into someone's face, so as to humiliate them and not risk being caught.
1. "Did you hear? The Queen got pizzassinated by terrorists."
2. Dan pizzassinated Ed, leaving Ed unsuspecting of Dan yet thouroughly humiliated.
2. Dan pizzassinated Ed, leaving Ed unsuspecting of Dan yet thouroughly humiliated.
pizzassin'
Verb. The act of assassinating someone with a pizza.
"He looked so shady that I wasn't really surprised when he just started pizzassin' everyone in the house, so I got out of there and ran."